some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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