hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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