We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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