i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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