I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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