I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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