i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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