but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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