guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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