Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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