i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize
