so explain again why im purple
no
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
