Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I am one with the molecules
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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