Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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