How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
