It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
