Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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