i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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