problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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