He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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