no. you can't hotbox the world.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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