I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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