Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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