so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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