Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
well most of my day revolves around power hour
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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