I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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