don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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