Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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