I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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