I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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