where does the pee come out of this thing
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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