i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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