.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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