Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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