I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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