He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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