i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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