Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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