im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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