how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think my moral compass just broke
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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