they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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