Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
