i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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