i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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