Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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