the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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