Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Text me some of your sweat
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