Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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