I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize
