Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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