if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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