I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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