you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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