so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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