Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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