i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I hope mine doesn't look like that
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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